When real estate sharks, financial advisors, or agricultural machinery salesmen drive into the villages and try to deceive simple people with their businesses, they should steer clear of Petutschnig Hons' house.

Many have attempted with the cult farmer from Schlatzing, and all have broken their gold teeth. Hons, who is more biting towards suit-wearers than a vegan-fed Doberman, has attended the school of life and was an exemplary student who remembers every single lesson.

In his new program "Bauernschlau," the powerful word force from the countryside leads honestly and uncompromisingly into a verbal crusade against charlatans and deceivers, leaving laughter lines and sore stomach muscles behind, and equipping his audience with a tool against uninvited intruders.

Following the motto: "Hons or not at all!" His word is law when he intelligently talks about politicians, fraudsters, or the everyday madness of our lives.

With over 200,000 Facebook fans, 100,000 Tiktok fans, and 90 million YouTube views, Austria's most popular farmer will delight you live with his punchlines and angelic singing!

Do you feel the same way?

You open the newspaper, turn on the computer, increase the volume on the television, or switch on the radio and despair at the very moment as all these channels try to convince you that the end of the world is imminent?
Climate change, nuclear tests in North Korea, American drone wars, ISIS terror, escape routes, mass migrations, fortress Europe, Syria, Libya, Ukraine, do-gooders, bad people, Böhmermann vs Erdogan…

Do you sometimes long for the time when Mom sang along to the most beautiful hits of the 50s and 60s by Caterina, Vico, Connie and Peter, Udo, and of course, Peter the Great while ironing, surfing the blue-yellow wave of Radio Lower Austria? When the future was only good and the past was in black and white. When one dreamed of distant lands, of Fernando, Alfredo, and Jose, awaited the arrival of the ship that was supposed to come, or, completely in love after a few glasses of Greek wine, left two tracks in the snow and then picked up two little Italians from the train station?

Sometimes I feel this way too, and that’s why this special evening exists. Let’s forget the worries of the world for a short while and surrender ourselves to our most passionate dreams - so that we can face reality again refreshed and strengthened afterward! A kind of hit therapy.

And let it be promised to you in advance: Politics, Florian Silbereisen, Helene Fischer & Co must stay outside!

Walter Kammerhofer's new cabaret program "Already Knew!" celebrates its premiere. Despite an unfinished script, a still under construction event hall, and various mishaps, Walter remains optimistic. To top it off, uninvited guests populate the artist's dressing room. The mayor, and other intruders, create chaotic conditions in the backstage area. The only thing quiet in the room is the water. Before it tears Walter apart, he hangs his thin nerves on the hook and throws on his thick skin. Experience Walter Kammerhofer in this funny, chaotic, and desperate backstage experience, see him as God (did not) create him, but rather fast food and a reluctance to move. All that's left for the audience and Walter is to hope: Already Knew!