Walter Kammerhofer's new cabaret program "Already Knew!" celebrates its premiere. Despite an unfinished script, a still under construction event hall, and various mishaps, Walter remains optimistic. To top it off, uninvited guests populate the artist's dressing room. The mayor, and other intruders, create chaotic conditions in the backstage area. The only thing quiet in the room is the water. Before it tears Walter apart, he hangs his thin nerves on the hook and throws on his thick skin. Experience Walter Kammerhofer in this funny, chaotic, and desperate backstage experience, see him as God (did not) create him, but rather fast food and a reluctance to move. All that's left for the audience and Walter is to hope: Already Knew!

GERY SEIDL "relationWISE"

Never is nothing.
Deceptive the appearance that today is one of those days where nothing much seems to be happening...
You rock in apparent security until - smack - the door opens and suddenly your world turns at a right angle. Unfortunately, it's not a lottery win entering from outside, not an uncle from America, and not an invitation to a scratch card show.
It's life without a filter embodied by Mr. Tulip, by Urli, the long-forgotten sister-in-law Iris, a neighbor with a train conductor's cap, a huge idea, and a lucky coincidence.
And suddenly we are right in the middle of a fast-paced story. That's life.
But the dolphin on his bicycle is certainly not there.
Anyway, he has other things to do.

The tapping will take place on October 4th & 5th, 2024 at the Alte Au during the Stockerauer WIES'N 2024. Best Oktoberfest atmosphere on 2 festival days. WE, the SV Sparkasse Stockerau, cordially invite you!

October 4th with the Dirndl Rocker | Doors open at 6:00 PM
October 5th with the Aufgeiger | Doors open at 6:00 PM

!!limited ticket contingent!!

Location: Marquee in front of the Milleniumshalle, Alte Au Stockerau

The tapping will take place on October 4th & 5th, 2024 at the Alte Au during the Stockerauer WIES'N 2024. Best Oktoberfest atmosphere on 2 festival days. WE, the SV Sparkasse Stockerau, cordially invite you!

October 4th with the Dirndl Rocker | Doors open at 6:00 PM
October 5th with the Aufgeiger | Doors open at 6:00 PM

!!limited ticket contingent!!

Location: Marquee in front of the Milleniumshalle, Alte Au Stockerau

Sometimes people achieve great things. Entertainer TRICKY NIKI missed this goal by just a few inches at birth. Nevertheless, today everyone can laugh about it: in his new show "GRÖSSENWAHN"!



Delusion, if not now, is the perfect time for small wonders and big laughs, right? Perhaps when mulitalented TRICKY NIKI ponders whether an erotic GPS will eventually lead the male ego down a dead-end street. Or when he performs the world's greatest card trick. Even when he appears "big-headed" in a hypnotic way - he keeps searching for the modest 10 centimeters that he lacks. In "GRÖSSENWAHN", the great small artist confronts his lack of growth with irony, today's megalomaniac excesses, and the most significant questions of humanity.



Joining TRICKY NIKI are his entertaining accomplices: a playful dragon named Emil, who wants to live large, was just missing his right hand. A confused Justin Beaver wants to make Niki a big star. Eventually, with Sloth Diego, it becomes clear that no one can keep a straight face at this rate. And in the end, Monkey Luigi will definitely knock everyone off their feet. The only question remaining is who is pulling the wool over whose eyes here.



With his unique blend of ventriloquism at the highest level, great magic, and insane punchlines, TRICKY NIKI takes entertainment to a new level. Every joke hits home – and the audience is still eye to eye while sitting. It would be presumptuous to claim that "GRÖSSENWAHN" is the greatest show in the universe and all surrounding galaxies. But there's probably no more than a 10cm difference here either. Because although TRICKY NIKI is neither tall nor well-behaved – he is always magnificent.



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Laugh until your vocal cords hum: The a cappella comedy group "Die Echten" presents their brand new program "Dingsda"! The 4 vocal acrobats, masters of vocal humor, are back and bring a breath of fresh air to the a cappella comedy scene with "Dingsda"! In their latest program, they take the audience on a musical journey full of surprises and unforgettable moments that simply cannot be explained but must be seen. But why "Dingsda"? The group's answer to this question is both convincing and ding: "We racked our brains for hours to find a suitable title. And then we thought: Why not 'Dingsda'? It's so versatile. - Just like our program! Besides, it's easy to remember, even if you forget what it's actually about!" With "Dingsda," "Die Echten" deliver a unique entertaining blend of stirring singing, funny anecdotes, and witty punchlines on stage, which is full of cultivated nonsense and vocal instrumentlessness. "We've been doing that thing without the real instruments for almost 25 years now, but with beatboxing, vocal trumpets, and mouth guitars. But this time," unanimously agree the vocal cords, "no one in the audience will leave with dry ears. Instead, we sing with our name. Amen." Get ready for an evening full of fun, music, and unforgettable entertainment!

Do you already know the most beautiful fairy tale in the world?
Once upon a time, a prince asked the princess, "Will you marry me?" She said, "No!" And they lived happily ever after!
How many stars would you give to this joke?
Our whole life consists of evaluations. How dirty was the hotel? How painful was it at the dentist? How satisfied were you with the fuel-saving route planning? How helpful was the pepper spray in seasoning the steaks?

Stars are suitable for any kind of evaluation.
But have you ever wondered how many stars your relationship deserves? On a scale of one to five, what do you estimate? Maybe one star is already scratched, another torn, and some are just stuck out of habit. But no matter, a star is a star! They stick on the front door, and we are happy as long as someone hangs the towels back up and the wellness area is still open. You don't have to be a satirist to realize that we scrutinize hotels more critically than our relationships! This is probably because humans aspire to a luxury vacation with an everyday relationship, rather than a luxury relationship in everyday life! The bill comes only at checkout, and a late checkout can be damn expensive in both cases. And suddenly you don't know how many little stars are left.

Don't let it come to that. Instead, come to Weinzettl & Rudle! Because they have done it! The two of them have undergone the five-star test and have designed a questionnaire that examines every relationship! Are you brave enough to face these questions? - Don't be afraid, you can't lose, only win! And stars at that! I promise, this is no fairy tale.

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Immerse yourself in the radiant worlds of opera and operetta with the "Three Tenors"! We are visiting across Austria in renowned concert halls and well-known venues. This unique tour promises heavenly moments that will stay with you long after the event!"

She, the important one, has been stressed about Christmas since mid-October. He, Walter, is too. He has already endured eighteen Christmas parties.

And now the Christmas tree, a dream... a nightmare. First, the patented stand breaks off and then panic sets in. What to do if you can't get a stand for Christmas Eve?

All year long Walter is happily without punch. And then this festive day arrives.
Raclette, fondue, incense, and a minor flu for the only donkey in the house.

Finally, evening comes. The little bell rings. Is it the Christ child at the door? No. It's the mother-in-law. Hallelujah!

Celebrate a unique holiday with Walter Kammerhofer.
You haven't experienced Christmas like this before (and probably won't want to either).

Oh You Merry ... a holy night, but the other way around.

Laugh until your vocal cords hum: The a cappella comedy group "Die Echten" presents their brand new program "Dingsda"! The 4 vocal acrobats, masters of vocal humor, are back and bring a breath of fresh air to the a cappella comedy scene with "Dingsda"! In their latest program, they take the audience on a musical journey full of surprises and unforgettable moments that simply cannot be explained but must be seen. But why "Dingsda"? The group's answer to this question is both convincing and ding: "We racked our brains for hours to find a suitable title. And then we thought: Why not 'Dingsda'? It's so versatile. - Just like our program! Besides, it's easy to remember, even if you forget what it's actually about!" With "Dingsda," "Die Echten" deliver a unique entertaining blend of stirring singing, funny anecdotes, and witty punchlines on stage, which is full of cultivated nonsense and vocal instrumentlessness. "We've been doing that thing without the real instruments for almost 25 years now, but with beatboxing, vocal trumpets, and mouth guitars. But this time," unanimously agree the vocal cords, "no one in the audience will leave with dry ears. Instead, we sing with our name. Amen." Get ready for an evening full of fun, music, and unforgettable entertainment!